Game of Thrones: Season 7 episode 3 recap

Back at it again with what’s going on in Westeros, and let me tell you. It’s not good.

So, the episode opens up, and Jon Snow in all of his Jon Snow goodness walks onto the beach at Dragonstone and I'm about lose my mind.

See if this was any other season, it would have taken him 6 episodes to get there, but winter has arrived and there is no time for games in season 7 (I mean…except for the game of thrones of course).

When he finally comes face to face with the Mother herself, and stands his ground as the King of the North, “YASSSSSSSS” was all I could say. The King of the North bends the knee to no one, especially when he is technically the rightful heir of the seven kingdoms. I mean, he may still technically be a bastard, but one thing is for sure, Daenerys is NOT the last Targaryen.

Maybe he will tell her ass, she needs to get some armor made for those dragons. So, come through Nephew of Dragons, this is your time to shine! He will fly, he will soar, he will ride and it will be glorious.

Switching to King's Landing and the fallen Ladies Alliance (and again, WTF). WHAT DID I SAY!! Never underestimate Cersei, or YOU.WILL.DIE.

We got the Dorne ladies and my girl Yara doing the walk of shame and I. am. pissed. Mostly, for Yara because she is one of my favorites! In all my days as a GoT fan, I have wished for plenty of people’s survival. Right now, I’m at about 1 for 5. But still, I’m going to be hopeful for Yara, because she has one thing going for her. Her last name isn’t Stark.

I expected there to be harsh punishment for Ellaria. That wasn’t a surprise. She killed Cersei’s daughter. A daughter for daughter is the price.

And of course, the last trader foe had to be eliminated. The boss ass bitch herself. Lady Tyrell.

You will be deeply missed. R.I.P.

She has done nothing but freaking PREACH, every time she was on screen. And we owe her everything for vanquishing the devil himself. Joffrey. #Neverforget

We had Joffrey. We had Ramsey. We have Euron. And It would not be Game of Thrones without a lunatic villain. However, I like everyone else, waits patiently for the next satisfying death to come.

Similar to last episode with Daenerys, I predict Jaime will regret not heading the warnings of Lady Tyrell. Cersei is a monster, and he will regret it.

ALSO, if this is an episode of revenge for Cersei’s children. Then when the hell is her ass getting poisoned!? Because Tommen’s death is on her!!

Now at Winterfell, the only moment I care about. I promised myself I wouldn’t cry but, ISSA REUNION.

YASSSSSSSSSSS

Let it ring! All is well. My heart is full. For a good 2 seconds I feel happiness, because 2 Starks have been reunited.

I mean I don’t really have much to say on the matter. Bran is not even Bran anymore, (which I don’t’ even mind because he was annoying as shit) he is the three-eyed raven. And I just hope Jon makes it back to not only hear his news but for more reunion goodness. Because let’s be real, since Season One, Episode 2…. Stark reunions are all I’ve ever wanted.

Speaking of, did I see Arya looking over Winterfell in that preview!?? WILL SHE MAKE IT!!? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z. I kid. I kid, but I really I can’t get my hopes up. I hope for nothing except Yara's survival.